I'm currently on a mission to find an organic lube that doesn't taste like a leaf and smell like tree bark. While there are a fair amount online, I'm having a bit of trouble.
After searching around various online shops, my Google search landed me on Amazon.co.uk, and apparently The British have never heard of the "organic lube" I speak of. ("Your search for 'organic lube' did not match any products.") Amazon.com had quite a few - thank you America! - but before I could click on any of their yummy looking "massage oils", I was distracted by a product called: "Shunga Organic Herbal Sexual Energy Drink For Women - Ancient Japanese Secret".
Seriously?
While the actual drink itself had Google stumped, I finally found Shunga's offcial website - complete with their irritating *traditional Japanese* muzak.
The "herbal supplement" drink is said to be made of "plant extracts" that will:
- "Increase sensitivity of the sexual region and strengthening of the vaginal wall"
- "Stimulate the central nervous system"
- "Control regulation of hormonal production"
- "Aide in reduction of inhibitions"
- "Augment creativity and physical ability"
Wow. A product that's not only "organic" but will strengthen my vaginal wall, reduce my inhibitions and stimulate my central nervous system?! Where do I sign up?
This "energy drink for women" sounds even worse than Go Girl.
I would advise anyone to stay away from a product like this. If you're looking for an energising sexual stimulant - reach for your vibrator.