Admit it. You’ve seen all sorts of interestingly fun adult toys online and have wanted to purchase one. Even if you’re brave enough to step into the big city’s Dildo-topia, you haven’t yet dared to order a vibe through the Internet. Maybe you’re too embarrassed, maybe you just aren’t sure how to go about ordering what you want. I’ve been there – but that didn’t stop me for long. Read on, because you, too, can get the latest naughty toys without leaving your home (or losing your dignity).
Use a Real Address
Obviously you want to receive the item you’ve purchased, so don’t use a fake address. If you don’t want to receive your adult toys at home or at work (yikes!) rent yourself a postal box somewhere nearby. You can pick up your parcels at your own convenience. This separate address is also handy for doing other anonymous things, like domain registration, where you don’t want strangers knowing where you live.
Get a New Email Address
The problem with ordering from the vibe peddlers is that they tend to think your entire life is sex-centric. They will spam the hell out of your email and home address (another reason not to use both). Either make up a separate email account through your current provider, or use a freebie site like gmail.com. If you start getting email spam, you can simply delete that email address and continue normal life with your “real” one.
Avoid Border Problems
Although you can find all sorts of things that will thrill your clit throughout the world, the best place to order adult toys is through a site that ships from your own country. I cannot imagine that the people at the border will open your parcel and chase each other around with your floppy Big Fister until they collapse laughing, but let’s not take that chance. Order within your homeland and you’ll avoid that very idea, as well as any shipping delays as your parcel hits the border.
Use Trusted Sites
Yes, there actually are trusted adult sites that behave professionally and deliver what they promise. Read reviews, cruise around and get a good feel of the site, and read the feedback from previous customers. Sometimes your local Dildo-topia has an online store and you might want to start with that one before you branch off into other sex sites.
Adult sites want your business, and are willing to behave like any other company to get it. They will respect your privacy and ship your items in a regular, unmarked box. But they will also include catalogues and other pamphlets to entice you to buy more things. If you’re not into it, shred them and enjoy any free samples they’ve sent you. Lastly, have fun with your purchase, the kind of fun you don’t want to write home about.
Who Is the Kinkstress?
She's the kind of girl you don't bring home to mother, but she's sarcastic and funny and you love her anyway. Along with plenty of the real world variety, The BitchBuzz Kinkstress has fifteen years of sex education with an online BDSM community, where she has managed to avoid fake computer sex and any sort of virtual collaring. She enjoys her anonymity, encourages safety at all times, and will never judge you, or your favoured kink.