If someone handed you a bottle of a mysterious clear liquid and asked it to rub it on your bits, you would probably decline, right?
Believe it or not, you might as well do this when you're buying certain types of lube.
As you know, there are an incredible amount of unsafe sex toys and dodgy lubes out there and that's why I've been on a personal mission to find a safe lube that doesn't suck.
And, ladies and gentleman, I think I may have found one.
Meet the H2O Original Glycerin & Paraben-Free Lubricant from Sliquid.
This H20 lube is described as the "safest, most natural lube you can buy" and is made from the following ingridiants:
Purified Water
Plant Cellulose
Polyquart 007
DMDM Hydantoin - 100% Vegan
The only ingredient I'm a bit confused about is Polyquart 007, which I read somewhere on the web is organic. I'm just trusting that it isn't some scary chemical used to kill the weeds in someone's backyard.
Other than that, sounds pretty straight forward.
I used this the other day (TMI? I don't care. I need you to know that I'm actually reviewing this stuff rather than just pretending to!) and it's fantastic. Compared to the original KY Jelly, you need to use a lot less, and it just feels better and more like your own natural lubrication. Plus, KY actually smells like soap, while the H2O Lube is completely scentless.
Also, have you ever taken the time to look at the ingredients in KY Jelly?
Aqua
Glycerin - Used in soaps and biodiesel
Propylene glycol
Hydroxyethylcellulose - Please note the definition to this material can be found on an oil drilling glossary.
Benzoic Acid - Used as a food preservative
Methylparaben - Can be used to "slow Drosophila growth rate in the larval and pupal stages". Nom!
Sodium Hydroxide - Used in drain cleaner
Sounds great, huh?
Please, ladies, next time before you go rubbing lube all over your goodies,
make sure it's safe.