It's ho, ho, ho time BitchBuzzers and I've been so very good at being naughty this past year that I'm in the middle of writing my letter to Santa, complete with a wish list of sexy presents he can slip into my stocking, anytime.
I thought I would share the top five things a girl with a dirty mind like mine is hoping to find under the Christmas tree this year. Enjoy!
#5 - Pole Dancing lessons with Miyoko Fujimori , (the author of The Housewife's Guide to the Practical Striptease)
Could there be a better way to get into sexy shape for the New Year than by bumping and grinding or going vertical on the pole? I think not.
#4 Pink Leopard sheets from Sin In Linen
300 thread count, 100% Egyptian cotton sheets in a funky punky pink animal print are sure to inspire sinfully salacious dreams.
#3 The Petite Pink Ribbon Vibe from Babeland.com
The proceeds from cute Pink Ribbon Vibe from Babeland.com go to benefit breast cancer research. A girl can never have enough good vibes and it's always good to "come for a cause."
#2 Best Erotic Comics, 2008 (edited by Greta Christina)
A collection of today's smartest, raunchiest, funniest, filthiest, most beautiful and arousing adult comics - this collection will tease and tantalite the mind of sexy nerd girls, (like me!)
#1 Pin-up Modeling Workshop with Bombshell Betty
All sexy girls should have salacious photos of themselves on display in their boudoir. No one will bring out your inner hottie better than Bombshell Betty!