It’s nice start your morning with a good, hearty LOL, isn’t it? This morning the BuzzFeed headline, Do Virgins Get More Done?, gave me mine. 'Cause if this virgin is any indication, the answer is a resounding, “heeeell no!”
BITCH:SEX
21 Aug 2008 19:55 GMT
If you haven't stopped by the tasty little lingerie shop, Truly Scrumptious, you don't know what you're missing out on. While the models on their website are rather tiny, in store they boast to have lingerie and corsets for girls of all sizes.(Yay!)
BITCH:SEX
21 Aug 2008 16:00 GMT
My mother, a sex educator and couples' psychotherapist, raised my sister and me in a household where conversations about sex were normal during dinner, in the car, over the phone, over IM -- you name it.
Plastic penises, remnants of a workshop at which my mom had recently presented, would hang out in the backseat of her white Mercury Sable station wagon before my sister and I were even teens. We'd look at them like they were part of normal car decor -- like maps, or plastic coffee mu...
BITCH:SEX
20 Aug 2008 11:00 GMT
All I know is, I like my bush. There, I said it. My bush is mighty—a wild, curly brown force of nature.
I have heard all the arguments the pro-shaving community has to offer, and I remain un-swayed. The last time I checked I was a grown-ass woman and proud to be so. Why would I go through the absolute fucking hassle it is to maintain any kind of semblance of pubic smoothness so I can look like I have the ‘gina of a 12 year old girl?
BITCH:SEX
19 Aug 2008 15:12 GMT
Ladies, let’s face it. We all go through dry spells, and we all get the itch. You know what I’m talking about. And, it’s not related to dry skin or mosquito bites.
Women have sexual needs, just as men do. It’s healthy, it’s natural; in this day and age there is no reason to be ashamed of our own sexual desires.
BITCH:SEX
18 Aug 2008 15:00 GMT
Ol’ W’s administration sure as shit ain’t gonna leave office ‘til they can make damn sure the womenfolk keep that baby-makin’ machine runnin’ like the Good Lord intended ‘em to.
It’s no secret that the Bush administration is no fan of sex or women’s rights. They have been pretty up front about their wacky “abstinence only” and “pharmacist’s rights to deny birth control” ideas. But now that their reign of idiocy is at an end, they’re taking it one ...
BITCH:NEWS
18 Aug 2008 08:00 GMT
While it's hard enough getting some good nookie in the real world, it seems as though now you have to try just as hard to get some in your virtual world, as well.
Like everything else, to get laid in Second Life you'll need the proper accessories. Avatars only come with the most basic of genitalia, usually just drawn-in on your skin. You can choose various novelty cocks or other interesting objects to pretend to get off on, but for the premium nippl...
BITCH:SEX
15 Aug 2008 15:30 GMT
I'm currently on a mission to find an organic lube that doesn't taste like a leaf and smell like tree bark. While there are a fair amount online, I'm having a bit of trouble.
After searching around various online shops, my Google search landed me on Amazon.co.uk, and apparently The British have never heard of the "organic lube" I speak of. ("Your search for 'organic lube' did not match any products.") Amazon.com had quite a few - thank you America! - but before I could click on any of...
BITCH:SEX
13 Aug 2008 12:30 GMT
The good folks over at VideoJug have a fantastic video on what to do if your partner asks for a rather, um, unusual sexual request. Rather than smacking him in the face, throwing up, or bursting into tears when your Boyfriend asks you to dress up as Little Bo Peep and play "hide the sheep", VideoJug have a better way of handling this rather deli...
BITCH:SEX
12 Aug 2008 11:15 GMT
I’m a voiceover. I talk for a living. I read commercials, on-hold scripts, corporate presentations - anything really that needs a voice. I’m one of the people you hear urging you to buy cheap meat in supermarkets, telling you to “press four for accounts” and chummily informing you that “there’s never been a better time to buy!” If voices like mine piss you off I can only apologise - but hey, a girl’s got to eat.
BITCH:SEX
11 Aug 2008 14:30 GMT