Let's be honest, orgasms are awesome. Really, why do we need to discuss it any further? It's like asking someone why they don't like unicorns, puppies, kittens, or other adorable creature that you can't help but love. But orgasms are more than just moments of indescribable pleasure. They have amazing benefits, and not to mention they're one of women's best weapons against the shit the world has to throw at us everyday.
Cramp relief: I'm not the only person who has claimed that orgasms (singular or plural) can help relieve menstrual cramps. Of course, you're not always in the mood to have an orgasm when you're dealing with menstrual cramps or your period. Some people swear by PR-hyped drugs like Midol, and others, like me, swear by pain relief through euphoria.
It's something men will always be jealous of and fascinated by: I have not met a single man who has not been intrigued by the female orgasm. At one point, every man I know has asked me to describe what it's like to have an orgasm. Of course, the more you try to describe it, the more they get confused, and the more demanding they become. I guess show and tell is a viable option here.
You can have them alone, with a friend, a lover, or a toy: And, if some are believed to be true, someone you totally despise. There are a lot of things you can do with different people, and orgasms are definitely one of the top 5 reasons to get to know a wide range of people. By yourself, you don't have to give, just get. With multiple partners all promises of the traditional "give and get" scenario are thrown out the window. Orgasms can even be different with different people. I don't think I've ever heard a better argument for multiple sex partners than that right there.
But please, use a condom (or other protection).
They come in different shapes, sizes, and frequencies: Some lucky women can have orgasm after orgasm, while others only have a few a year. Few and far between can have orgasms through very precise vaginal stimulation (personally, I'm not a believer of this one). Some women have teeny tiny little baby orgasms, and others have orgasms that last for what seems like forever. Big or small, single or multiple, all women - except for those when some sort of chemical or other imbalance - have the ability to have them as often as they want, without the nasty side effect of chaffing.
Those few moments of calm after the storm: Perhaps my favorite thing about orgasms, other than having them, is the few moments after the orgasm where I feel completely, totally, and utterly relaxed. Of course, it only lasts for a few precious seconds, and then I'm back to worrying about the day, but it's still amazing to get those few worry-free moments.
Everyone has a funny "O" face: I don't care if you're Laura Bush or Jenna Jameson, your real (or fake) "O" face is hilarious - just look at that picture!
So go home, go in your private office, and get down with it ladies. There's no time like the present!